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Taxidermy Church - In Which I Make A Catcaller Sad with Honest Details About My Life

Taxidermy Church

My name is Alison Bennett and I'm a comedy writer and actress -- but this Tumblr is mostly sparkly stuff.

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In Which I Make A Catcaller Sad with Honest Details About My Life

In front of the St. Agnes Library:

Dude on Street: Hey, girl.  What’s your sport?
Me: My sport?
DOS: Yeah, you’re in shape.  What’s your sport?
Me:  No, I don’t do sports…

DOS gestures to my bulging tote bag.

DOS: Well, something’s in that big old bag if it’s not sports equipment!  What is it?
Me: Books.
DOS: You studying?  What are you studying for, girl?
Me:  I’m a writer?

DOS face falls.  He looks super sad.

DOS: A writer?  Well, good luck to you, girl.

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