February 2012
Will Think Twice Before Joking with Strangers on...
Glasses Store Dude: Your glasses are ready for pick up. Me: Yay! I’m so happy. Glasses Store Dude: I know how to make girls happy.
Universal Feelings
New Co-Worker: So, what are you up to tonight? Me: I’m going to the Pete & Pete reunion show. New Co-Worker: What? That’s happening? IS ELLEN GOING TO BE THERE? Me: Yes and a whole bunch of —
My New Co-Worker starts running away toward his office.
New Co-Worker: Sorry, have to get tickets to this!
WatchI pitched this idea to Jest and it’s my acting debut as a BIKER CHICK!
hello you.: Be enthusiastic about things! →
abbijacobson:
On Friday I was waiting for a friend at Rockerfeller Plaza. I was leaning against the wall, watching the ice-skaters, when a group of 15 or so 8-year olds run up to the wall, screaming: “Wooooaaahhhhh!!!!” “Ohhhhh Myyyyy GOOOOOsSHHH” “Look at that!” They were crowding around me, so excited about…
Marriage is Sad Sometimes
Mom: I’m guessing you’re not going to the Giants parade. Me: No. Mom: When I was living in Philly with your dad, either the Phillies or the Eagles won and it was pretty crazy. Me: Was it when the Phillies won the World Series in 1980?
Beat.
Mom: Am I talking to my daughter? Hello? Is this Alison Bennett? Me: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME? Mom: I don’t know! (mocking me) “Was it...
